Connor spent the night at his friends house the other day (Tyler’s). Well, at night before going to sleep Tyler’s mom (Niki) was going to send Connor to the bathroom to do his thing before being sent to bed. You see, Connor had just finished brushing his teeth and we’ve taught him that when you do one, you do the other. So he didn’t need to go. When Niki told him to goto the bathroom, Connor, instead of protesting right away, said something like: Let me ask my penis. You know, sometimes I talk to my penis… and right now its telling me I don’t have to go anymore.
How could she send him after that. I’d have had a hard time holding it together till he got to the next room. I wouldn’t want to bust out laughing (not wanting to embarrass the poor child). Course, why does he have to tell this to someone outside the family first? I’d have kept it quiet. Now that it’s out, I figure he doesn’t mind letting people know so it’s posted here.
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